Muse Wanted!!!

Applications are invited from suitably qualified persons to fill the following position.

Position Title: Muse

Age: Any applicant born after 1990-91 will be ineligible.

Gender: There is no need to be politically correct. Therefore, all applicants must be female. All other applicants will be shot on sight.

Education: Although education is not a direct requirement, a medium to high level of reasoning skills are necessary as there will be some element of debate in the position. Applicants must be inspired and inspiring persons with the ability to evoke deep thought from employer.

Experience: There is no experience requirement necessary as there will be adequate initial position training. However, any previous experience or competency that can be transferred will be a boost to acceptance probability.

Skills: Applicants must be good with their hands but must also be willing to use their head. Any applicant must be cunning linguist (or cunnilinguist...lol). Applicants must also be trainable and open to learning new techniques and methods of carrying out age-old, traditional activities. The position requires a decidedly high level of flexibility. Regular working hours may not be adequate to complete all tasks and directives.

Language and Communication: Applicants must possess excellent reading and literacy skills and must have an interest in literature.

Please forward all applications or requests for further information to superdupes21@gmail.com or contact me on facebook. Any additional information will be appended to this blog post.